Please Don't Bug Me!

  Please Don't Bug Me!

Written by:  Tim Ross 
Illustrated by:  Scott Ross

Do bugs all like the wispy grass
Or is dirt a better place?

Do most bugs have big tentacles?
And do bugs have a face? face?

Are all bugs always crawling?
Do they ever take a break?

Do most bugs have best friend bugs?
And are bug friends hard to make?

And what do most bugs eat for lunch?
Do they eat three meals a day?

Do bugs all have some little teeth?
And do bugs get tooth decay?

Can some bugs get real big like us?
And why are bugs so scary?

Are all bugs filled with gooey stuff?
And why are most bugs hairy?

Do all bugs go to sleep at night
Or do they stay awake?

And do bugs ever play some too
And laugh for goodness sake?

Do boy bugs like to play bug sports?
And do girl bugs have bug dolls?

Do dad bugs always work all day?
And do mom bugs shop at malls?

Are there little cars for bugs?
And do bugs all have houses?

Do most bugs use deodorant?
And do bugs all fear mouses?

Do all bugs get some cuts and bumps?
Do they ever scrape their knees?

And do bugs sometimes get the flu?
And cough and snarl and sneeze? 

Do bugs all try to talk like us
Or do bugs just make noise?

Do boy bugs tease the girly bugs?
And do girl bugs like bug boys?

Do kid bugs go to school each day?
And do they all have teachers?

On Sundays do bugs ever say,
“Hallelujah!” to bug preachers?

Do all bugs have big bumpy bumps?
Do you think bugs ever dance?

Do most bugs have small fuzzy rumps?
And do bugs wear underpants?

These are just some questions
That have sure been bugging me.

But I won’t bug you anymore
About the bugs I see!

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